Oh my dear bandwidth where have you gone?
Without you my connection is nil, nada, none!
I log into facebook but can’t find my friends,
I sit and sob while the death circle spins.
I try to watch Netflix but it never fails,
The movie just stops and she’s left on the rails.
On instagram there is this really cute guy.
But his pictures won’t load, it says “Tap to Retry”!
Oh bandwidth I can’t stand your unsteady ways,
You always manage to ruin my days!