Twitter, Baby Gates & Conspiracy Theories

Don’t know if you heard.

Twitter went down yesterday, some sort of hacker attack.

They say it’s back up – liars.

Also don’t know if you heard.

Baby gates are implements of torture.

I tripped over one this morning in a sleepy stupor, fell on my face.

On the bright side, I mangled the gate so badly it will never practice torture in our home again!

Lastly – don’t know if you heard.

When they ask you to fill out a detailed job profile for your role, don’t panic!

They have to fill those empty cubes in Dallas at some point and this way they know what to look for when interviewing.

Not paranoid – merely acknowledging the conspiracy theory is most likely the truth.

Isn’t that the way it usually is? Just saying.

About Nana

Mom. Salesforce Architect. Runner. Artist. Writer. I am a Salesforce MVP Hall of Fame member. For more information on the Salesforce MVP community, visit: . Salesforce, Force,, Chatter, and others are trademarks of, inc. and are used here with permission.
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